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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by agilob@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
 

Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 47 points 10 months ago (2 children)

No integration is as continuous as editing in prod.

[–] Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Unironically worked for a company that did this. Don't test it, don't even run it, just put it in prod.

[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Me too, it was glorious that time someone accidentally pushed on a Friday evening and stopped production lines for the following week.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 2 points 10 months ago

I miss when internet services was literally down because it was being developed in place