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[–] switches@lemmy.world 124 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Kirk continued: "All the Swifties want is swift abortion. That's what they want. It's 100%."

i’m fucking crying how do you say this shit and look yourself in the mirror after

HAYLEY! YOU GO GET PREGNANT AND GET AN ABORTION RIGHT NOW!!!

[–] PeckerBrown@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

If by that he means 'swiftly abort the GOP', I'm on board.

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

They're thoroughly assuaged by the rolls of $100s that the idiots throw at them

[–] frezik@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If your political party is so weak that it can be defeated by Swifties, maybe you should rethink some things.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 year ago

If Taylor Swift wanted to stage a coup, I don't think even the US military could stop the Swifties. God help us if the Swifties ever team up with the K-Pop Stans.