this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2023
23 points (100.0% liked)
Melbourne
1865 readers
57 users here now
This community is a place created for the people of Melbourne and Victoria. We are a positive, welcoming and inclusive community. We might not agree about everything, but we always strive to stay civil and respectful.
The focus of our discussions is based around things that effect Victoria, but we are also free to discuss our local perspective on wider issues. Or head to the regular Daily Random Discussion thread to talk about anything.
Ongoing discussions, FAQs & Resources (still under construction)
Adoption Certificate for Nellie, the Daily Thread numbat (with thanks to @Catfish)
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Give them a house address within 10min distance and wait for them there
I've always wanted to try this. Stand outside some strangers house and say you were waiting for a mate who's coming for dinner!
What just hang out on someone's porch? That could be dangerous.
Maybe pick a house at the corner or better yet next to a bus stop?
Be sure to wear black and a balaclava because it might be cold out there 👍
bread knife for the pizza too?
I think the kids use machetes these days.
Am kid. Can confirm
Not all machetes are suitable for pizza though. Some are basically shaped like a pizza rocker with a handle, but others are too flat or have handles that restrict the pizza cutting motion. Those ones are fine for quartering a take-away chook but don't work well for pizza. It's really important to consider your preferred take-away style before choosing a machete.
I like the pointy end. Really good for getting stray food out of one's teeth.