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[โ€“] ITypeWithMyDick@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Friend 1: Drinks

Friend 2: Drinks

Friend 1: Im going to drive home

Friend 2: No dont do that, you been doing the drink

Friend 1: Stabs Friend 2

Friend 2: Dies

[โ€“] Ciari@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

This one wins.

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