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Okay, which one of you Java devs did this (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 year ago by Lysergid@lemmy.ml to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Well, obviously, we should all exclusively program in Haskell.

[–] nogrub@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

reject high level programming and reurn to assembly

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

I would say Erlang but hey if you are in a Haskell mood then by all means.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Except for the parts where you need something like Rust, that would be an improvement.