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U.S. Warns A Gaza Ceasefire Would Only Benefit Humanity (www.theonion.com)
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“We know there are voices across the world calling for a ceasefire, but what everyone needs to understand is that the only people who stand to gain from halting the bombing campaign are people who deeply value human life,”

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[–] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Literally kicking the terrorism problem a couple decades down the road at best.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

Decades

Make that a year.