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U.S. Warns A Gaza Ceasefire Would Only Benefit Humanity (www.theonion.com)

submitted 11 months ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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“We know there are voices across the world calling for a ceasefire, but what everyone needs to understand is that the only people who stand to gain from halting the bombing campaign are people who deeply value human life,”

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[–] loutr@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm starting to think this is a feature, not a bug...

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I honestly don’t understand how more world leaders are not condemning Israel’s actions.

Killing innocent people should be wrong whoever is doing the killing. Rishi Cuntface Sunak refuses to ask for a ceasefire because they have the right to defend themselves, like what? Does that mean some of the innocent victims have a right to hit back at Israel.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

Does that mean some of the innocent victims have a right to hit back at Israel.

And that's how Hamas was born.