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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (www.theonion.com)
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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If you’re terrified of being shot you won’t mind having armed police everywhere.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But that's why I'm terrified of being shot

[–] Nougat@kbin.social 0 points 11 months ago

The only way to assuage your fear of being shot is to arm more people.

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Ok, so I'm not crazy.