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Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.

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[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 259 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Democrats should name all their laws after the Bible. Eye of the Needle bill: wealth tax and just demagogue that we need to pass this to save American souls. Mark 1:40 bill: universal healthcare

[–] Iunnrais@lemm.ee 96 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I legitimately and unironically would support this initiative. It’s a good idea.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's an incredibly good idea. Is this the way?

[–] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Pack it up lemmys, we've done it.

ETA: bois to lemmys for inclusion :)

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

We did it lemmy!

[–] jarfil@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Vote YES on Joshua 6:25 and Ezekiel 23:20!

[–] Rukmer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I've been saying this for a long time. I genuinely think this would yield better results.

[–] Steve@communick.news 41 points 1 year ago

I can't describe how much I like this idea.

[–] PoliticalAgitator@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's a great idea but unfortunately it has some significant flaws.

First, I imagine quite a lot of the Christianity in American politics is performative. The politicians could just hand wave away the passages and say "That's not what Jesus meant, he personally told me so".

The fundamentalists suckers would believe them and vote for them even harder and the ones that are drawn to religion for the excuse to abuse people won't care as long as their abusive itches get scratched.

The other problem is that if it did work, it's comes across as more than a little Christofascist.

The far-right and religious "in it for abuse" crowds would take to it like flies to dog shit and the bible has some horrific stuff in it that you'd definitely never want becoming law.

Better to just pry fundamentalists and neoliberals from power so all they can do is seethe while progressives pass these kinds of laws. With genuine end times just around the corner, time is a factor.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Republicans will always find a way. Even if it contradicts what they just said a minute prior. You're not gonna stop suckers from going along with ppl using them for power/money. We should just take the win.

[–] Slotos@feddit.nl 5 points 1 year ago

a lot of the Christianity in American politics is performative

That’s the point. Break suspension of disbelief and see the stage crumble.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The biggest flaw is democrats have too much tact. They couldn't possibly offend the people trying to oppress their constitutes.

[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

It wouldn't work since none of the GOP has ever read the Bible.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] mjhelto@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

When lemmy gives you lemons, make lemmy-nades! 💣

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 9 points 1 year ago

“The I Stand to be Counted as the Faithful of the Lord Spending and Appropriations Bill will now be voted on.”