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[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

C is a knife. The basic thing you can build weapons (programming languages) with.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 year ago

Yes. Knives can also be used as screwdrivers for fasteners with a "blade" or "flat" head.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a screwdriver without a head because you have to build it yourself

[–] uis@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You are confusing C with UNIX

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

same difference