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I am God's greatest programmer (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by bigboismith@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] ericbomb@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Look, it's me.

Just let me rewrite ONE report from scratch so it doesn't check a specific unindexed table that it doesn't actually need to check and causes the report to be killed by MSQL because it takes too long to run.

Please just one rewrite. Please.

Just one little crystal report.

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Just one little crystal report.

Ugh 🤮

[–] ericbomb@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I mean I agree with the vibe of that image but holy niche.