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Granted. You're given a bag of popcorn kernels. It's not microwavable.
It's actually pretty easy to pop those. You just need some oil and salt and voila! Homemade Popcorn
They didn't wish for a heat source.
Oh yeah I do it all the time. It's a low pendulum swing on this wish, they didn't ask for anything large or vague.