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I wish for a magically enhanced iPhone that's always the latest model. (infosec.pub)

submitted 1 year ago by henfredemars@infosec.pub to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 1 year ago

You find yourself disappointed in your iPhone and will be constantly waiting eagerly for the next iPhone only to be disappointed again. You are unable to get rid of your iPhone and continue to use it. When asked why you continue to use the iPhone that you are clearly disappointed in, you make excuses to continue to use it.