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I wish i could just be happy for the Next 20-40 years then die a painless quick death.
(lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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Your IQ takes a dramatic drop, unaware of the world you are happy to watch a butterfly float by for the next 30 years as your loved ones are forced to take care of you…