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Man arrested for faking heart attack 20 times at restaurants to avoid paying bill, reports say (www.fox5atlanta.com)
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[–] BigPapaE@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

After the 15th time people started getting suspicious

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But it was the 20th that really gave him away.

[–] BigPapaE@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Always quit while you're ahead

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“It’s heart attack guy. He wants his usual.”

[–] BigPapaE@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Triple bacon cheeseburger with onion rings?