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>be me
>be white
>have job in landscaping for multiple HOAs
>work with a lot of latinos who speak little to no English
>white lady comes up to me
"OH thank God, someone who speaks English"
>start speaking back to her in Dutch

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[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 124 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

lol y’all really believe Dutch is a real language

Edit: speak all the gibberish you like, you can’t fool me

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It is.

Belgian is a myth though.

[–] aksdb@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What about Belgian chocolate? Is it real or am I being ripped off?

[–] s_s@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Flandersization.

It started off real but now it's basically a parody of itself.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

Like wearing nuthin at all!

[–] criticon@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] PainInTheAES@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Natanael 3 points 1 year ago

I see what you did there

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

For sure there's good Belgian chocolate, those seashells are just not one of them.

Sugary grainy praline.

[–] aksdb@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

So I've been ripped off. Dammit.

[–] antik@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Flemish or French?

[–] InputZero@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There are only two things I can't stand in this world; people who are intolerant of other people's culture, and the Dutch.

[–] ironhydroxide@partizle.com 4 points 1 year ago

I too can't stand anything in this world.

[–] Rednax@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Same here. Probably a shared feeling among us Dutch folk.

[–] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Lmao, love that movie!

[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a German I think they are only making it up to mess with Germans

[–] Rednax@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] antik@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nog altijd makkelijker dan 97 zeggen in het Frans

[–] gentooer@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hier hebben we gelukkig nonante

[–] antik@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stiekem doen we gewoon alsof.

[–] OtherPetard@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

Héél stiekem, terwijl we zo heel stilletjes in ons hoofd engels praten zo.

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Als ik je zie dan maak ik je kapot verrekte kut!

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

haha ! as if that meant anything

[–] RickTofu@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol jullie geloven serieus dat Nederlands een echte taal is

[–] b00m@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

bango music playing softly In the distance

[–] BorgDrone@lemmy.one 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] antik@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Gekoloniseerd@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nederlands is een echte taal. Je kan mij alles vragen en zal reageren in het Nederlands.