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But I need to poop. I can’t hold that backlog in for longer.
I've got a backlog that's about 900 long... you can definitely hold more and your company depends on you doing so. If your product department sees you closing their tickets they're definitely get uppity... and the golden rule of development is to never do a product tickets.
Second rule of the dev cub: You DO NOT talk about the backlog