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[–] yokonzo@lemmy.world 75 points 1 year ago (5 children)

That’s assuming it doesn’t lower its head to the ground like a cat

[–] lol3droflxp@kbin.social 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Which it would probably do because I don’t think it can pump stuff 10 meters high with its stomach

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I dunno. Reverse peristalsis can be pretty quick and result in a pretty steady flow. I'd imagine they'd have to adapt to develop that regardless of how they're going to expel things, similar how giraffes are able to chew their cud despite their long damn necks. Wouldn't be projectile vomiting as we describe it though. In the end their entire neck is a pump.

[–] lol3droflxp@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

Good point. However, the height difference between giraffes and Brachiosaurus is still quite significant. I am not well versed enough in the exact mechanics of this but maybe it won’t scale well. Additionally, the neck of Brachiosaurus was probably far more flexible than that of a giraffe due to the higher number of vertebrae so they may be able to lower their necks more easily which reduces the pressure to evolve powerful pumping mechanisms.

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Or get on an old family rug first like a cat

[–] Kbin_space_program@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As I recall there was a study of its neck bones that suggested the lowest it could tilt its neck was 6m above the ground or something.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sounds inconvenient for drinking

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

My cat only throws up on my bed, preferably right beside my pillow, no floor involved.

[–] at_an_angle@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

Considering how much mass/volume could be in the stomach, it still be potentially lethal.