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submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website

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[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Data, can you run a self-diagnostic on your optic sensors and, if it checks out, check your logs from the last time you saw Mr Wallace."

"Accessing now. Sensors read intact inclusive of the last time I was in the presence of Mr Wallace."

"Thanks Data. Now, anaylze that sensor log and let me know if Mr Wallace looks like a bitch."

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"Data, I could use your help again. Can you check your audio sensor logs for me. Did this MF say 'what' again, about 2 seconds ago?"

"Of course, Geordi...My audio logs are intact, and I can confirm with certainty that he did say 'what', again."

[–] nottheengineer@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

This sounds like a perfect use case for AI generation. Give it a few more years and pulp trek might become a thing.