this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2023
6 points (100.0% liked)

Atheism

1662 readers
2 users here now

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] rynzcycle@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

During wheat harvest, Reuben went out into the fields and found some mandrake plants, which he brought to his mother Leah. Rachel said to Leah, "Please give me some of your son's mandrakes."
-Gen 30:14

Umm... what the hell do I do? What's a mandrake?!

Random Verse Generator, who's next?

ETA: I googled

The alkaloids make the plant, in particular the root and leaves, poisonous, via anticholinergic, hallucinogenic, and hypnotic effects.

Yeah, I'm goin' to jail.

[–] AWildMimicAppears@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Acts 16:3

Paul wanted to take him along on the journey, so he circumcised him because of the Jews who lived in that area, for they all knew that his father was a Greek.

oof, jail it is.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

First one that's am actual command:

Psalms 136:3 Passage: Give thanks to the Lord of lords: His love endures forever.

[–] Ubermeisters@lemmy.zip -1 points 1 year ago

His love endures forever while your pathetic body crumbles

[–] blacknails@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I got Acts 13:10

"You are a child of the devil and an enemy of everything that is right! You are full of all kinds of deceit and trickery. Will you never stop perverting the right ways of the Lord?"

Wtf am I supposed to do with that information

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a free pass to me. God hates you already so just fucking have at.