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Dad strips down at school board meeting to make ‘clear argument’ about dress code (www.kptv.com)

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[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here have some stock in my 80 billion dollar startup. We haven't made any money yet but we have plenty of venture capital.

What do you think about data mining our customers and selling that information?

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

enshitfication is speedy now a days

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Should I already prepare my announcement to do damage control after we broke a feature our customers liked?

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

I think we should just purposely break the website so they can’t give feedback or make it as annoying as possible. Let them waste hours on a website trying to give feedback on a loop of where their login fails and their profile continues to disappear until they give up. Or you could just remove the ability to give feedback altogether. And put a contact number on the website that puts them on hold indefinitely. That’s what I hear the cool kids are doing.