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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by someguy3@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The bartender asks "Do all three of you want a beer?"

The first logician says "I don't know".

The second logician says "I don't know."

The third logician says "Yes."

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[–] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

logicians must be weird people who always know whether they want a beer or not.

Don't you think you should have made up your mind at that point when the barkeeper asks you? :-)

At least when it says logicians, I expect them to know. Weird people are the others, those who don't know.