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Dr Crobar’s Lung Extensions Shh! Don't tell anyone I handed you this card
With extended lungs you can: • Scream longer • Breathe harder • Brag about extended lungs
This procedure is not legal but I will do it for you. Do not tell the police or my family
Everyone has the potential to have Long Lung, Dr simply shows your lung the potential they always have had inside them.
Lungs are holes, he just extends them. You actually lose weight too so that's a bonus.