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Me: "but Subaru doesn't make buses, dad. and you can't be a bus, they aren't sentient. how would mom even birth a bus?"
Dad: "no you see, Subaru backwards i-"
Me: "this is why mom left you"
Halo announcer: "Betrayal!"