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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

...today is the day to go after my boss with a thong....

[–] Electronic_Owl@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I assume the footwear variety

That would make a satisfying thwacking sound, but the other kind would also be entertaining for boss shock value

[–] baconmash@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago

I suppose I could use one to fire the other at him...

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Would you go the slice, the boomerang or the donk.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I 'd start with incoherent screaming, the rising from the desk with murder in my heart, then allow the natural backswing that followed to dictate the course of events.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why stick with just one? Surely a cat of nine tails would be even more fun?

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

thwok-o-nine-thongs