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Whole Foods Closes 6 More Stores After Customer Tries Blueberry Without Paying For It (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You do realize that 99% of people stealing food aren't doing it for profit right?

[โ€“] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

And also that crime isn't actually up, but rent is