Ukraine

BG3 Narrator: You are called into a meeting with your boss and he orders you to take charge of a rag tag group of morons.

Stay the course and eventually die on the battlefield horribly and alone

Decline offer and attempt to Persuade the other ork to take job (Wisdom)

Take the initiative yourself and merely leap out of the window beside you ( Dexterity)

sound of dice roll

BG3 Narrator: You leap up out of your chair exclaming "cyka blyat" as you throw yourself out of the window