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[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 104 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Breadboxes are bullshit and you know it

[–] gonzo0815@sh.itjust.works 40 points 11 months ago (4 children)

They just make me forget about the bread.

[–] Bananigans@lemmy.ml 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like an scp report.

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Someone call the memetics department. About what, I forget...

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 1 points 11 months ago

That must be a simultaneously fascinating and terrible job. Much like a normal SCP operative but worse and more boring.

"So you contacted us on Nov 18th about a problem."

"Did I? What was it?"

"We don't know."

"So what do we do now."

"First, I'm interviewing you about the thing."

"Thing?"

"Yes, the thing."

"What thing?"

"The thing you can't seem to remember."

"Wait, hang on, I'm so confused, what are you here about?"

"So... you contacted us on Nov 18th about a problem..."

"Did I? What was it?"

"[sigh] Hi, I'm from the Memetics Department. I'm going to perform a routine inspection. I hope you don't mind if I search through everything?"

[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What bread? What are we talking about again?

[–] gonzo0815@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Idk man I think I have to buy one.

[–] Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Free penicilin.

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Sometimes my mind needs a break.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You put the bread in the box, while using one of the other methods.

The box is there to look pretty.

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The only thing a breadbox has done for me is give me molded bread the next day. Every time.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You might want to consider cleaning your moldy box...

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

The last one was new and I bleached it out before using it, still happened. The bread was also new.

[–] Magrath@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago

Bread don't last long. In to the fridge it goes.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Do people still use these? I haven't seen one since my great aunt's house in the early '90s, and I'm certain it was never used for bread. Still remember the smell of that kitchen. Picked up the early, mineral tones of her weird, dank basement. God damn, I played a lot of Megaman 2 in that basement.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My gram used to put the bread and crisps in the oven when the oven wasn't being used :)

[–] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We used to do that in my old tiny apartment until one of us forgot and turned the oven on.

[–] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Made some toast without knowing.