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[–] baconmash@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

picnic but not under the cum trees

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Picnic but not under the cum trees,
With all the bum's fleas
A cop or two
An eshay threw
A punch and is thrown in the back
Of a divvy van parked next to the track
While the bums smoke crack

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's some cookers around the corner
And a cop shop up the street
Some toothless agro fella
With no shoes on their feet
But I'd trade them all tomorra
For a nice coffee retreat
And to watch the trams go by. Ding ding