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He looks like he's trying way too hard. I wanna get him drunk and feed him cookies and when he's passed out throw out his jet pack cock ring.
Yup. “You’re rich, dude! Enjoy life! Spend your money in a way that makes you happy! Don’t be a cartoonish mad scientist!”