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This (bonkers batshit billionaire who sleeps with a jet pack on his penis) thinks he can live forever. (time.com)

submitted 1 year ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

And nobody ever told this dude to shut the fuck up. Up there with the Renaissance in human achievement? The only Mr Johnson anyone will remember in one thousand years is their own/their partner's phalice.