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This (bonkers batshit billionaire who sleeps with a jet pack on his penis) thinks he can live forever. (time.com)

submitted 1 year ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/offbeat@lemmy.ca

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[–] cygnus@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is perfect:

He has the body of an 18-year-old and the face of someone who had spent millions attempting to look like an 18-year-old.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's some shade.

I mean he looks good but he also does look his biological age.

[–] WiseThat@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Pretty much every bit of him looking better is just his skin looking healthier because he's taking a fuckton of estrogen. Everything else is just nonsense.