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[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would like to sell my soul in exchange for dominion over the Earth!

"Sorry dude... not with that soul.

Best I can do is assistant manager at the Arby's down the street. I'll even throw in some heroin, you're gonna need it."