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‘COME AND TAKE IT’: Congressman Introduces Amendment to Ensure ‘Access to Delicious and Nutritious’ Chocolate Milk (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's clearly just pandering to his constituents, who are apparently literal children.

[–] Drusas@kbin.social 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His constituents are the dairy lobby. That's all he cares about.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

His little speech about the alleged health benefits of milk is practically identical to dairy advertising.