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[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you think getting married is expensive, try getting divorced.

[–] Nobsi@feddit.de 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Divorce water was free what are you talking about?

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Until you realized the labor to bring it to the conference room is billed at $800/hr with minimum 15-minute increments.

[–] Nobsi@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago
[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I got some free branded mints from my law firm.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Those were tears, dude.