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[–] Niello@kbin.social 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Razor leaf is like having hundreds of knives thrown at you simultaneously. Hydro pump you basically die almost instantly. There’s a reason water jet can be used to cut metals.

[–] AtomicPurple@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The water jets they use to cut metal only work because the stream is so narrow. Hydro pump is more like getting hit with multiple full-blast fire hoses at once

[–] AntiHeroChris@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Blastoise Pokedex entry reads as follows: "The rocket cannons on its shell fire jets of water capable of punching holes through thick steel."

and the entry of Mega Blastoise: "The cannon on its back is as powerful as a tank gun. Its tough legs and back enable it to withstand the recoil from firing the cannon."

I'm pretty sure thats enough force to kill someone instantly.

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

enough force to kill someone

It's never enough to kill you. A water jet comparable in power to a tank shell hits you in the face, you're maybe gonna faint at worst. A literal God brings down the fury of heavens upon you, and you're just knocked out cold with a bruise that the local ER can heal free of charge.

[–] 520@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you think a water jet strong enough to cut steel is going to do against flesh and bone?

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This explains it in great detail

[–] Niello@kbin.social -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Except it's saying the opposite? That comic is making fun of the game because no matter how deasly the attack is the pokemon on the receiving end will only faint.

[–] insomniac@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That was the joke he was making the first time and you didn’t get it so he slapped you over the face with it and you’re still not getting it.

[–] Niello@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Would do you well to actually look at the name of the commenter sometime to not insult the wrong person, yea? And I'm pretty sure you don't actually understand the comic.

[–] Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

BUDDY

My guy, he didn't get the name wrong. The comment was meant for you

[–] Niello@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

No dude. Read it properly.