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Always commit (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by alphacyberranger@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] chickenf622@sh.itjust.works 101 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He doesn't want to push at such a late hour. Give him a break.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

Gotta have something to say in stand-up the next morning, otherwise your PM will assign you another task.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How many times did I push at 2am so I could go home, get to the freeway entrance, realized I fucked something up, sighed, and turned around to go back and fix it...

(This was like 1999, we didn't have access to Perforce from home).

After a year or so I realized I should just develop the willpower to check it in after sleeping on it.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh god Perforce.

[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

"P4 server's down."

"Sports Page, or Tied House?"