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proposal to rename exit() to oh_shit_oh_shit_oh_shit()
screw_you_guys_im_going_home()
fuck_this_shit_im_outta_here()
In the 90s there was a Redhat distro called Cartman.
Red Hat 6.1, that was my first Linux distro.
screw_you_im_gonna_go_play_minecraft()