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[–] Neato@kbin.social 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

OK so if the US has the ability to make Super Soldiers, and the "effect" is turning people gay, then the logical conclusion would be half of the US military would be gay by now.

[–] quortez@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Welllllllllllllllllllll there is a stereotype with the armed forces 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[–] Neato@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago

I didn't want to call out a very specific and very wet branch of service. :p

But I did just remember the Village People have that song so I guess I'm a few decades late.

[–] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Isnt the same about jails?

Love how men are so macho straight men, until they are put together in groups without women, then they start curving 💅

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago

OK so if the US has the ability to make Super Soldiers, and the "effect" is turning people gay, then the logical conclusion would be half of the US military would be gay by now.

tbf I've seen videos of US soldiers off-duty. That might not be far off...

[–] theterrasque@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If this actually worked, you'd have official ball gargling exercises, and probably so much that the unofficial butt-stuff brunches would have to be cut short