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FTC Issues Fines For Sassy Retail Employees Who Cut Declined Credit Cards In Half
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this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2023
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I never personally encountered the
CUT CARDmessage while I worked retail, but my understanding was there was actually a bounty given when you did this. That is a level above just "declined", of course. Don't know what the situation is these days.someone ate the onion
No, I know it’s the Onion; just inspired me to think back on that bit of policy
mmmmkay, your breath smells lile onions though...