I saw the String cheese post so I thought I'd share my own "slightly beyond best before date" consumable. I used to have two of them that I had found in my attic under some insulation, but the other one froze in my garage and broke open. (No, it did NOT smell pleasant. I'm pretty sure whatever vile liquid is in that thing does not resemble beer in any way, shape, or form.)
It's perched on a flashlight to try and show the sediment that's built up on the bottom of the bottle.
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As someone born in the 70s, I have to correct you - 1975 was not 48 years ago. 30 maybe. 35, tops.
I was born in 1977 and it's been the 90s for decades now as far as I'm concerned.
My wardrobe agrees.
I like your math. I'm from 72, So I'll have to agree with you there.