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People are so entitled today. When my grandpappy used to fly, he’d fly cross-country in a vomit covered seat both ways, and he loved it
Back when I was a young lad, if you wanted a vomit-covered seat, you had to do it yourself. Young-uns got it way too easy these days, with their new-fangled pre-vomited biohazards. Why, if you wanted hepatitis A or norovirus, you'd have ta get it yerself, dagnammit!
It seems like nobody wants to vomit these days.
Why back in my day I would've asked for that seat, we used to have to tie rope to our trousers to stay in one spot