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Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money (www.theonion.com)

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[–] ShranTheWaterPoloFan@startrek.website 9 points 1 year ago

Easy, just be rich already!

You know how much labor a landlord does? None! Even if you consider things like picking up checks telling people you won't fix stuff is labor there are services that will do that for you!

Stocks? If you are rich you can stack the deck and never lose!

Rich people literally cannot give money away fast enough to be poor.