He would. To creepy levels - Clodia posts some pic with a popsicle, and Catullus replies "damn I feel jelly for the popsicle". It would be hilarious, and his friends would toot him some taunts, and he'd reply "you fucking pieces of shit, I'm fucking you next!".

Then Clodia would post another pic. With her boyfriend. And Catullus would post something like this.

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She doesn't blow guys, she glūbit them

[–] lvxferre@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

A literal translation of that glubit would be "she peels off". It's fapping/jerking off, not blowjob.

For blowjobs there's [ex]sugit (he/she sucks [off]). I could picture Martialis using this in his merdifari, or Marcus Antonius using it to taunt Catullus, like:

@catullus@kbin "S-s-sed mea Lesbia"? AAAH QVAESO CATVLLE! Lesbia tua gladios mediae Romae suxit! 8==D*: Futue alteram feminam cornute!

@catullus@kbin "B-b-but my Lesbia"? AH PLEASE CATULLUS! Your Lesbia sucked swords of half Rome! 8==D*: Go fuck some other woman, you cuckold!

And... yes I know an unhealthy amount of insults in Latin.

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 2 points 1 year ago

My bad ^^