this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2023
347 points (95.1% liked)

Dank Memes

6168 readers
23 users here now

This is the place to be on the interweb when Reddit irreversibly becomes a meme itself and implodes

If you are existing mods from r/dankmemes, you should be mod here too, kindly DM me on either platform

The many rules inherited from

  1. Be nice, don't be not nice
  2. No Bigotry or Bullying
  3. Don't be a dick!
  4. Censor any and all personal information from posts and comments
  5. No spam, outside links, or videos.
  6. No Metabaiting
  7. No brigading
  8. Keep it dank!
  9. Mark NSFW and spoilers appropriately
  10. NO REEEEEEE-POSTS!
  11. No shitposting
  12. Format your meme correctly. No posts where the title is the meme caption!
  13. No agenda posting!
  14. Don't be a critic
  15. Karma threshold? What's that?

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Get bakery bread. It costs the same, is yummy, supports a local artisan, and friends will think you're a baller at sandwich parties.

"Yo, this is dope! Check out this guy's bread everyone! What is it?"

"Tiger loaf."

"I haven't heard of that brand! Is it online?"

"Oh, you..."

girls from across the room keep whispering about your slices not being boring square shaped

"I heard he know four languages and has a holiday home in Tuscany..."

"Back iff, Becky. He's mine."

"Oh my god. Chill, Beatrice. We can share him."

[–] staticblanket@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

I should buy a bread.

[–] Jaytreeman@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

I think I've met Becky. Get a good marmalade for the morning. She'll know what you mean when you spread it

[–] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 3 points 1 year ago

Doesn't work like that in Germany 😞

[–] Stuka@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

This is the second time this week this has come up. I apparently need to be buying more bread.