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Unethical Life Pro Tips

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[–] Zavasay@lemmy.fmhy.net 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

This so they can fine you when you leave your dog’s shit on the ground for other people to step in. I’m here for it. I lived in a place that did not enforce picking up after your animals and it was absolutely disgusting.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

They don't do that at all anyway, but hey at least the professional landlord class gets to inflict upon you one more indignity for some imagined benefit.

The park adjacent to those buildings has so much dog turd in it you'd think they were purposely producing low quality fertilizer over there.