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You are free to go, I guess... (startrek.website)
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[–] squaresinger@feddit.de 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Judge: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

Me: Fuck. Here, I swore.

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also contempt of court. Do not pass go.