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Man thrusts American flag through another man’s head at Sonic, Oklahoma cops say (www.kansascity.com)

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[–] TheCraiggers@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Next time a crazed redneck stabs me in the head with a US flag, I'll make sure to put my helmet on first!