Neo is working diligently at his desk, the flow of reports is endless but he keeps up with the pressure due to a little friend he snuck in his "back pocket"

BZZT BZZT BZZZZZT BZZT

Neo's eyes go wide, not from excitement nor pleasure but instead confusion and worry, was he right? Did his toy just vibe to him "get out, they're coming for you Neo" into his asshole!? No way, he must be imagining things

BZZT BZZT BZZZZZT BZZT

There was no mistaking it, his translation was correct he's in grave peril and someone is informing him through his secure butt plug!

[–] Kingofthezyx@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

follow the silver bullet

[–] DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

Fundamented and silverpilled

[–] flango@lemmy.eco.br 21 points 1 year ago

I think this series must continue !!

[–] NewAgeOldPerson@reddthat.com 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The exit is the only exit...

[–] nrezcm@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

So what is it Neo? The blue suppository or the red suppository?

[–] Trippin@feddit.nl 9 points 1 year ago

This reads like it's a Chuck Tingle novel