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Nixa woman uses spicy tortilla chip to start house fire, police say (www.ozarksfirst.com)

submitted 1 year ago by csolisr@communities.azkware.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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"The report states that witnesses inside the house saw Williams pour gasoline from a soda bottle onto clothes and the floor of the laundry room. Williams then lit Takis tortilla chips on fire and tossed them into the laundry room."

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[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

she obviously misunderstood the arson pro-tip about tortilla chips

I've heard about it but I'm not going to repeat it, because arson is bad

[–] collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Potato chips burn easily and don’t leave a conspicuous residue like petroleum does.

For starting camp fires in a safe environment, obviously.

[–] TheDoctorDonna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

My friend says thanks for the tip.